If you're on the look out for some cheeky discounts you've come to the right place. Many of these products won't be returning to our shelves so get your hands on 'em while stocks last...
The only sloth you should be putting in a microwave.
£14.99£24.99
-40%
Heated Cuddly Sloth
552Heated Cuddly Sloth
Penis Mug
Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£5.39£8.99
-40%
Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
Making a murderer
£3.59£5.99
-40%
100 Ways To Eat Cock
It's finger lickin' good
£4.19£6.99
-40%
100 Ways To Eat Cock
551100 Ways To Eat Cock
Condom Socks
Ribbed for your leisure
£6.00£14.99
-60%
Condom Socks
551Condom Socks
100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out
£5.99£9.99
-40%
100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
552100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
Chocolate-Scented Candles
Absolutely scent-sational.
£13.99£19.99
-30%
Microwave Egg Cooker
Boil without the toil.
£8.99£14.99
-40%
Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
Pocket-sized Peruvian
£7.19£11.99
-40%
Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
451Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
Where the Fuck are My Keys?
No, really, where are they?
£4.79£7.99
-40%
Where the Fuck are My Keys?
551Where the Fuck are My Keys?
Attenborough Plant Markers
Your plants are safe. For now…
£7.79£12.99
-40%
Attenborough Plant Markers
551Attenborough Plant Markers
Head Massager
Zen mode: on.
£14.99£24.99
-40%
Head Massager
551Head Massager
Invisi-Puzzle
The solution is crystal clear
£7.19£11.99
-40%
Marshmallow Willies
Chewable Chodes
£3.00£5.99
-50%
Marshmallow Willies
451Marshmallow Willies
NASA Projector
Beam me up!
£12.50£24.99
-50%
Phone Escape Room Game
Puts phone in cage. Locks cage. Sweats.
£12.50£24.99
-50%
Phone Escape Room Game
451Phone Escape Room Game
Guess Poo? Game
A craptivating addition to game night.
£8.99£14.99
-40%
Gay bar soap
There’s no need to feel down (or stinky)
£2.39£3.99
-40%
Gay bar soap
4.552Gay bar soap
Fart Sound Box
Childish? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes.
£5.99£9.99
-40%
Fart Sound Box
552Fart Sound Box
Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
Get down with your plant self
£16.99£39.99
-58%
Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
552Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
Willies White Stone Non Slip Bath Mat
No dicking about
£15.00£29.99
-50%
Drink Drank Drunk Game
Simple and absolutely hilarious.
£8.99£14.99
-40%
Stretched Sausage Dog Rug
A real wiener.
£10.00£24.99
-60%
You Can't Say Umm Game
Umm… No.
£11.99£19.99
-40%
That's Totally You Game
The only time you can point a finger.
£8.00£19.99
-60%
Peach Bellini Gin Liqueur
Remix your drinks
£7.19£11.99
-40%
Endless Meowy Christmas Card
The ultimate festive prank
£5.99£9.99
-40%
Endless Meowy Christmas Card
554Endless Meowy Christmas Card
After Dinner Nipples
Tasty post-meal t(r)eat
£4.19£6.99
-40%
Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
£13.19£21.99
-40%
Incense House
Home sweet-scented home
£6.00£11.99
-50%
Astro Tayto USB Reading Light
Flying Tater
£11.99£19.99
-40%
Astro Tayto USB Reading Light
551Astro Tayto USB Reading Light
Dark Bath Bombs
Bathe like a goth
£3.50£6.99
-50%
Freddie Mercury Another Year Birthday Card
For the Queen in your life
£1.79£2.99
-40%
Hanging Cauldron Oil Burner
Spooks and scents.
£5.99£9.99
-40%
Between Worlds Candle
Light up your world.
£4.00£9.99
-60%
Get The Ick Game
Pick the ickiest ick.
£5.99£9.99
-40%
Candy Grabber
Bring a piece of arcade frustration into your living room.